#SayWhat News: Virgin Mary Appears In NJ – Zombie Apocalypse Near -Sex Toy Removed From Man’s Intestines

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Virgin Mary Appears In New Jersey Carwash– Olden Avenue car wash attendent, Alex Leiva’s day got off to a good start Wednesday when he said the Virgin Mary appeared in a cloud of smoke. He reports that smoke and flashing lights preceded the outline of Mary carrying baby Jesus in the window of the car wash tunnel. Levia was able to snap a few pictures and sent them to his family in Honduras. Click below to see the picture

Zombie Apocalypse Upon Us?– Signs in Utah are warning residents that zombie attacks are to come in the near future. The road signs said “ZOMBIE ATTACK PREPARE!”. Similar signs were found in Maine last week that flashed the message “WARNING ZOMBIES AHEAD!” We would probably be able to laugh this off if it weren’t for the many stories of people-zombies eating other humans, both on and off of drugs. The U.S. Center for Disease Control has said, “If you are generally well equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake, or terrorist attack.”

Dildo Stuck In Man’s Intestines– A man in China underwent a procedure to remove a 23cm dildo from his large intestines. Doctors were surprised to see such a large item lodged and said that he could have gone into critical condition if he was treated any later. The sex toy blocked the mans intestines for five days and caused tissue damage.

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