#SayWhat News: Lil Boosie Gets GED – Man Livetweets Dildo Up The Booty – World’s Strongest Vagina – Woman Has Lotion Semen – Researcher Explains Zombie Trend

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Lil Boosie Get GED In Jail – Lil Boosie has been bettering himself while serving his time behind bars. He recently completed the Angola Prison GED program! Photos were released of Boosie and his family celebrating the accomplishment. He is currently serving an 8 year drug smuggling sentence. Back in May of 2012 was found not guilty of the murder charges he was facing.

Man Sticks Dildo Up His Butt, Livetweets Hospital Trip – Twitter obviously wasn’t entertaining enough for this cray guy. For some odd reason she shoven a dildo but his booty and tweeted, “Yo guess who has to go to the hospital because he shoved a dildo up his ass and can’t get it out.” Then he tweeted. “(answer: it’s me).” He then Livetweeted his trip to the hospital complete with photos and x-rays of his unfortunate situation. He has since gained thousands of followers.

World’s Strongest Vagina Has Been Found! – A Russian gymnast by the name of Tatyana has been determined to have the world’s strongest poom poom! She holds the world record for vagina weight lifting and can pick up 30 pounds with those muscles alone. Basically she has a wooden egg that the can attach things to. She attached an object to it and keep it from falling out by squeezing her muscles. She said that she didn’t just randomly discover this talent, ““I had normal vaginal muscles like any other woman but I’ve achieved it after 20 years of vigorous training.”

Watch the video here (NSFW) –> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/08/worlds-strongest-vagina_n_2837269.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

Woman Roommate Replaces Her Lotion With Semen – A 19 year old Chinese woman was lotioning up after a shower when she noticed that her moisturizing cream smelled funny. When she asked her male roommate about it he admitted that he filled her bottle with semen. He said, “I love her so much but she didn’t know it and I didn’t know how to tell her … so I did that thinking it was the ultimate way to show love.” He will have to find another way to show his love after paying the court-ordered $300 in damages.

Researcher Says Zombie Fads Peak When Society Unhappy – A researcher from Clemson University has said that people are more interested in zombie-talk when they aren’t happy with society as a whole. She said that zombie events started picking up speed about 10 years ago and have increased and gained popularity as the US has become more and more involved with the War on Iraq.

Woman Stabbed in the Throat By Relative – Police have identified Thomas Young as the man who stabbed a woman in her throat and face before she was rushed to the Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania early yesterday morning. Young is believed to be a relative of the victim who is now in ‘stable condition’. He was last seen driving a black 2009 Honda accord with the plates GKS-8099. If you have any infer call the Hatfield Township police at  215-855-0903.

Man Killed Outside Of Strip CLub – Early yesterday morning a 23 year old man was shot and killed outside of South Columbus Blvd’s gentleman’s club- Onyx in PA. The victim was shot in the parking lot and sustained wounds to his jaw and back. The man was rushed to Temple University Hospital and pronounced dead. His identity has not been released and no suspects have been arrested. 

Fathers Daughters Struck In Separate Hit-And-Runs – In the span of three days a 10 year old and 15 year old sisters Kylie and Sarah were struck in two separate hit-and-run collisions. Sarah was walking across the street when a white truck sped down and hit her. She has since been released from the hospital and is recovering at home. Kylie was crossing the street Saturday when she was struck by a vehicle. She’s suffering from two broken ribs and a ruptured spleen. Both accidents are still under investigation.

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