TLC To Reunite This Summer – Chilli and T-Boz are reuniting to perform at Hershey Park for VH1’s Mixtape Festival 2013. Boyz II Men and New Kids on the Block will also perform. The festival will be on July 26th -July 27th. Wonder if they will bring a Left Eye hologram out.
Obama Cracks On Jay-Z – A few nights ago at the White House Correspondent Dinner, Obama cracked a joke about his friend Jigga. To start off the hip hop filled night, he walked into the dinner to the tune of DJ Khaled’s “All I Do Is Win’ and asked they crowd how they felt about his intro music. Boss. Then in response to Jay Z and Bey’s recent trip to Cuba he said, “This whole controversy with Jay-Z going to Cuba; it’s unbelievable. I’ve got 99 problems, and now Jay-Z’s one!” Obama put the icing on the cake when he commented on the newest budget issue saying, “Republicans fell in love with this thing, and now they can’t stop talking about how much they hate it. It’s like we’re trapped in a Taylor Swift album.”
Passenger Detained For Not Flushing Toilet – 52 year old Salvatore Bevivino is suing Virgin American Airlines for $500K in damages over a flushed toilet. Bevivino was on a flight from Philly to Cali when he pressed the call button and asked the flight attendant to bring him a soda. The attendant told him he needed to use the automated computer system and Bevivino got mad and called another attendant. After speaking with the third attendant he finally got his soda. When getting off of the plane the pilot asked him why he had been cursing at the crew and mentioned an unflushed toilet. Bevivino was detained, questioned and later released maintaining that all he wanted was a soda and that he didn’t leave a toilet unflushed. According to the suit he is suing for embarrassment, humiliation, mortification, mental anguish, emotional distress, and damage to his professional reputation.
Teddy Has An Operation
High School Student Shoots Self Inside Classroom – In a suicide attempt at a Cincinnati high school, a student pulled out a gun and shot himself in front of his whole class. It was an all-male parochial high school. The student was rushed to a local hospital and the school proceeded with an early dismissal. The young man is currently in the hospital recovering. No information as to why he shot himself is yet known.
Man Hides Dad’s Death To Get Social Security Checks – A man in New Jersey hid the death of his father for 22 years so that he could continue to get his social security checks! Michael Shelton confessed yesterday and admitted to stealing more than $200K over the years. Shelton did not notify social security of his father’s death in 1990 and had the checks direct deposited in his account. He will be sentenced in August and is facing up to 10 years in prison.
Woman Indicted in 5-Year-Old Girl’s Abduction – 19 year old Christina Regusters who is accused of abducting and sexually assaulting the 5 year old from her classroom early this year has been indicted. Regusters worked at the daycare the child attended and took her from her school while posing as her mother. She is charged with 11 counts including kidnapping, rape and false imprisonment. While in the Philadelphia prison system she was threatened and attacked and has since been moved to a North Hampton facility. Her formal arraignment is on May 20th. Her lawyer maintains she wasn’t the only one responsible for the deed and she wasn’t the main person responsible.
11 Foods That Age You – According to the Huffington Post avoiding these 11 foods can have you looking younger, longer.
6. Artificial Sweetner
8. Energy Drinks
10. Fried Foods
Man With Largest Penis Releases Pop Song About His Penis – Jonah Falcon, who is known for his 13.5 inch penis is attempting to enter pop-stardom. His single ‘It’s Too Big’ was released on iTunes and CDbaby.com. Falcon sings about his own Johnson saying, “Too damn big/It’s just too damn big/Your penis too damn big yeah/It’s too damn big.” Listen to part of it HERE.
Woman Guilty Of Severing Estranged Husband’s Penis – Cather Kieu has been found guilty of drugging her husband, chopping off his Johnson and throwing it into a garbage disposal. The 60 year old victim was distraught over the fact that his penis could not be reattached and feels as though he’s been murdered. Kieu, who suffers from mental health issues, was upset about her husband’s plans to divorce her and start seeing his ex girlfriend again. She is facing life in prison with the possibility of parole.
Friend Request On Facebook Connects Daughter With Birth Mother – Facebook has reunited a mother and daughter after 37 years apart! Donna Scheer has been trying to find her mother for years and used her mothers maiden name along with Facebook to find her. The mom gave the daughter up for adoption when she got pregnant at 16 and the only thing the daughter had was a birth certificate with her mom maiden name. Once she found her page she sent a friend request which was accepted after a year along with countless messages from her daughter. The two now stay connected through Skype in between visits.
Teen Mom Scores Six-Figure Payday For Sex Tape – Teen mom star Farrah Abraham has finished negotiating the sale of her sex tape with Vivid entertainment and will reportedly earn a high six-figure payday for making the video available to the public. According to sources, after weeks of weighing her options with various studios and a public feud with her co-star James Deen, Farrah’s 70-minute adult film will be released. Although the exact amount of her payday is unknown, Farrah definitely did not receive the $2 million she had hoped for but it is believed to fall very close to the $1 million mark. The movie will reportedly be called Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom. Smh. This is a damn shame!