Jodi Arias Convicted of First Degree Murder – An Arizona jury has found Jodi Arias guilty of the 2008 murder of her boyfriend Travis Alexander. The woman admitted to killing Alexander after a day of sex, out of self-defense. She shot him in the face, stabbed him more than 20 times and slit his throat. When the verdict was read Arias started crying and she has since been put on suicide watch. She has said before that she would prefer death over a life.
Sicko That Kidnapped 3 Women and Held Them For 10 Years Charged – Kidnapping and rape charges have been brought against 52-year-old Ariel Castro. Court records show the women were raped, and the Chief Police said they’d been let outside only twice in 10 years to walk from the house to the garage. They also say the women were kept bound with ropes and chains in the basement, and suffered multiple miscarriages while in captivity, some of them due to malnutrition and beatings. The women all said they were kidnapped when Castro offered them a ride. The craziest part is when one of the women went missing this crazy handed out fliers and played music at a fundraiser held in her honor. He also appeared at a vigil just last year to remember her, where he comforted the girl’s mother. SMH! Triflin! In order related news, Another Cleveland man says he, not Charles Ramsey, came to help the women before others. Angel Cordero says he broke the door down to free the women to freedom, but he’s not as over the top as the first guy so everyone is ignoring him. Awwwww As for Charles Ramsey, McDonald’s says they will call him because he mentioned he was eating Mikey D’s before he saved the women. Here’s the new auto-tune remix to his interview.
Woman Survives Shooting – A 28 year old woman in Brazil has survived after her husband accidentally shot her in the mouth with a harpoon. The man was cleaning his spear when it misfired a harpoon that punctured her cervical spine. The woman was rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery and it was found that the harpoon came within 1 centimeter of killing her.
Reports Says Philly Women Are Not Cheap – According to the dating website Whatsyourprice.com Philly women are the country’s most expensive. The website says Philly women demand more for auctioned off dates.
Church Offers Gun Classes – A church in North Texas is now the site of free handgun classes for anyone who meets the state requirements. The pastor says they are doing it to bless the community. Attendees say that there is enough crazy stuff going on in the world so the classes keep everyone a little bit safer.
Man Says MJ Molested Him? WHAT? – Choreographer Wade Robson is accusing Michael Jackson of abusing him as a child when he spent time at MJ’s Neverland Ranch. Robson, who is now 30, has filed a lawsuit against the Estate for damages he says the abuse caused him. Lawyers in the case are calling the claims “outrageous and pathetic” considering Robson testified at the 2005 molestation trial and said that MJ never touched him. Go that way dude! We don’t believe you, you need more people.
Woman Chokes On Hot Dog At A Ball Game – A 28 year old woman has died after choking on a hot dog at a Chicago Cubs game. Witnesses say that people tried to perform CPR but the woman went into cardiac arrest and all attempts made to help save her failed. The woman was an organ donor whose heart is going to save the life of a 14 year old girl.
Man Shoots Cousin Dressed As Skunk – A Pennsylvania man who accidentally shot his 9 year old cousin has pleaded no contest to the reckless endangerment charges against him. He shot the little girl on Halloween because he confused her with a skunk. She was wearing a skunk costume. The man says he didn’t know it was the little girl and was told by a family member to shoot a skunk they saw outside. They girl underwent extensive surgery to repair her internal organs and her spine.
Woman Wins $1 Million For Cheesy Garlic Bread Flavor Frito-Lay Flavor Idea – A Wisconsin woman won at least one million dollars from the Frito-Lay “Do Us A Flavor” contest. The 45 year old woman suggested Cheesy Garlic Bread as a flavor for potato chips and Frito Lay did a nationwide voting contest to get a winner. Cheesy Garlic Bread was the flavor that won! The contestants that picked the runner-up flavors, Chicken & Waffles and Sriracha, will each win $50,000.
106-Year-Old Woman Likes ‘Living In Sin’ With 73-Year-Old ‘Boy Toy’– 106-year-old Marjorie Hemmerde said she likes “living in sin” with her 73-year-old “boy toy,” Gavin Crawford in Australia. The woman said the two met while living at an old folks home. She explained, “We just sort of melted into each other. We get along like old friends — the age gap doesn’t seem to matter.” She also said that she’s “too irresponsible” for anything like marriage, adding, “I quite like living in sin.”