Cleveland Kidnap Rescue Hero Charles Ramsey Signs Up to Be Paid Speaker – The Cleveland man who rescued 3 women from captivity and as a result has received a life time’s worth of McDonalds, will now take his talents to the public speaking arena. He has signed with Bruce Merrin’s Celebrity Speakers and Entertainment Bureau. He will be available for booking for “speeches, question/answers and personal appearances”. His speaker fee will be about $10K an event.
Student Doesn’t Get Job Because He’s Too Ugly – 20 year old student Ben Cronin was turned down from a job at a punt hire firm in Cambridge because he wasn’t attractive enough. (Punting is taking tourists out on a boat a river.) He went to speak with the hiring manager at one of the firms and was told, “Sorry mate, you have to be good looking to do this job.” Cronin said he was humiliated by the remarks and was sure that he was totally capable of doing the hob well. Representatives for the business deny that one of their employees made the comment.
Miami Hookers Jumps South Jersey Woman – A vacationing South Jersey woman on South Beach says that she was attacked by a group of prostitutes. She says that 10 hookers jumped her in the lobby of a hotel after the assumed that she was a prostitute from a different area trying to take away business from their turf. The woman then claims that instead of helping her, the hotel called a cab to assist the prostitutes with their get away. The hotel denies the allegations and Miami Beach police weren’t surprised by the incident.
Michael Douglas Reveals Oral Sex Caused His Throat Cancer – The media went crazy when it was believed that Michael Douglas announced that oral sex was the real cause behind his throat cancer, not smoking or drinking as originally suspected. During an interview with The Guardian Douglas said that his cancer was caused by the HPV virus which can be spread through oral sex. Don’t know why he would say that since he is married to Catherine Zeta Jones and people are now wondering is she has it and who gave it to him. Since the announcement, a spokesperson for Douglas has released a statement saying that oral sex can cause cancer- not that it is necessarily the cause behind his case.
Pastor Explains Why Not To Drink Starbucks – A pastor and conservative activist has made statements saying that a “truly religious” Christian would not drink Starbucks because the company supports gay marriage. He said, “If you know that when you buy a cup of Starbucks, 5, 10, 15 cents is going to be used to defeat marriage, can you do that? The answer is ‘no.'” Starbucks has been recognized as one of several companies that publicly supports same-sex marriage bills.
Bruce Jenner Calls Out Kanye West – A few days ago Bruce Jenner appears on Extra to talk about the new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. He confirmed many of the rumors that have been swirling about Yeezy being pretty absent. He said, “Actually, I have only met him once…He’s never…he’s not around. He was in Paris the whole time writing, and he just hasn’t been around.” Bruce’s son Brody also said in that same interview that he never ever meet Kanye. Kim K is fuming mad at Bruce and says he suffering from memory loss. Kim says Brice has been around Kanye plenty of times. Media outlets have even found pics of Bruce and Kanye at the same events plenty of times. Clearly Bruce is not feeling Yeezy.
Taco Bell Under Investigation For Taco Licking – A recent picture on Taco Bell’s Facebook page may have you rethinking your next visit to the chain. The picture show’s a Taco Bell employee licking a stack of taco shells. A spokesman for the company responded to the photo saying that the company, “has struck food handling procedures and zero tolerance for any violations.” It is believed that this was a prank and the shells were not served but there is an investigation going on.
Michelle Obama Making Rap Album – She decided to put out an album called “Songs For A Healthier America” to help fight child obesity. Featured on the album is Ashanti, Montifah, Jordan Sparks, Dougie Fresh and more.
NJ Sen. Frank Lautenberg Dies At 89 – Democratic Senator Franck Lautenberg died yesterday at the age of 89, serving s the oldest person serving on the US Senate and its last WWII veteran. He served on the Senate for close to 30 years and was a vital player in getting bills passed that banned smoking on domestic flights and having underaged individuals carded at liquor stores. President Obama spoke kind words about Lautenberg saying he was, “a proud New Jerseyan who lived America’s promise as a citizen and fought to keep that promise alive as a senator. He improved the lives of countless Americans with his commitment to our nation’s health and safety, from improving our public transportation to protecting citizens from gun violence to ensuring that members of our military and their families get the care they deserve.” Heard my boo Mayor Cory Booker is in the running to take his place. Governor Christie will decide who takes his place.