#SayWhatNews- Zimmerman’s Trial Begins-Shooting Over Lebron Sneaks- Fight Over Kool-Aid – Crazy Sh*ts In Tunnel

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Zimmerman’s Trial Begins- George Zimmerman is officially on trial for the murder of 17 year old Trayvon Martin. The opening statements were a little out of the ordinary when the prosecuting attorney dropped more than his fair share of f-bombs. He said, “Good morning. ‘Fin punks, these aholes all get away. These were the words in this grown man’s mouth as he followed this boy that he didn’t know. Those were his words, not mine.” The first day of trial was full of witnesses retelling Martin’s trip to the corner store and Zimmerman’s phone call to police while he was tracking Martin down because of his color before shooting and killing him. Zimmermans defense is saying, “The evidence will show this is a sad case; no monsters here. … George Zimmerman is not guilty of murder. He shot Trayvon Martin after he was viciously attacked.” Zimmerman’s defense claims Trayvon punched Zimmerman in the face and slammed his head on the concrete. One big twist in this case is that a state expert will not be allowed to testify on behalf of the 911 call that Zimmerman made to police. During the hearing it was found that none of Trayvon Martin’s DNA was found on Zimmerman.

 

Customer Waiting To Buy LeBron Sneaks Fatally Shoots Robber- In Atlanta, sneaker heads were waiting in line to cop the new Lebron X Denim’s and a thief walked up to customers pulled out a gun and tried to rob the crowd. One customer wasn’t having it and he pulled out his own gun and shot the man. Witnesses say it was self defense and are calling the shooter their hero. It was before the store opened, before dawn and the sneakers are worth $180. They can go for more on E-Bay.

 

Man Arrested For Going In The Holland Tunnel- A 21 year old man from California was arrested for turning the Holland Tunnel into a dump, literally. Kevin Nam was found in the middle of the tunnel around 10 o clock at night, clearly drunk and taking a poop. Both sides of the tunnel were shut down for a short time while the man was taken into custody. He is being charged with criminal trespass and criminal mischief.

 

Man Allegedly Punches Dad Over How To Make Kool-Aid- The foolery never stops in Florida. According to reports a 22 year old allegedly struck his father in the head three times when the elderly man tried to give him some advice on how to make Kool Aid. Brandon Crosley has been charged with elder abuse for hitting the man, who has to walk with a cane, and is being held on $1000 bail.

 

Snowden In Russia Trying To Find New Hide Out- Edward Snowden is the man who is accused of unveiling national security surveillance programs and is now hiding out in Russia. The Obama Administration has to deal with issues on two ends. First with Hong Kong because they let Snowden leave the country after his passport was revoked and told them they wanted him sent back. A department of justice representative said, “The U.S. is disappointed and disagrees with the determination by Hong Kong authorities not to honor the U.S. request for the arrest of the fugitive, Edward J. Snowden.” Especially because they requested him from China on June 15th. There are also issues with Russia for their lack of action in giving Snowden up for arrest. They don’t know where he’s going now. They speculate Cuba, Venezuela and Ecuador.

 

Boardwalk Driver Tries to Steal Police Car- A 37 year old man took two kids on a joyride on the boardwalk before trying to steal a Jersey Shore cop car! He drove along the boardwalk, exited on the pedestrian side, drove along a bike path, jumped two curbs and then entered a motel parking lot. This was all before the man started running on foot and then tried to get away in a police car. Before he started the engine he was apprehended and taken into custody. There was a 5 and 14 year old in the car.

 

Kevin Durant Joins Roc Nation Sports- Roc Nation Sports, run by Jay Z, and Creative Artists Agency have signed NBA All Star Kevin Durant. The announcement was made on the Roc Nation Sports website with a quote from Durant saying, “Grateful for this opportunity with Roc Nation Sports. It’s go time.” And a quote from Jay Z saying, “He has a 90.5 free throw shooting rate, the youngest player in NBA HISTORY to join the 50-40-90 Club, a giving individual and a legend in the making.  What more can I say?” No word yet on how involved Roc Nation and Creative Artists Agency will be involved considering Durant is still involved in a 5 year $89 million dollar extension with the Oklahoma City Thunder. On Jay’s roster so far Robinson Cano from the Yankees, Victor Cruz from the Giants, Skylar Diggins in the WBNA, Geno Smith from The Jets and I heard Deshawn Jackson from the Eagles signed with him too and it hasn’t been announced.

 

Pork Laced Bullet- A company called Jihawg Ammo has created a bullet that is laced with pork that is supposed to intimidate potential terrorists, who don’t eat pork, from attacking Americans. A press release for the company said, “With Jihawg Ammo, you don’t just kill an Islamist terrorist, you also send him to hell. That should give would-be martyrs something to think about before they launch an attack. If it ever becomes necessary to defend yourself and those around you our ammo works on two levels.” The pork-covered bullets are supposed to scare off the Islamist terrorists who are religiously prohibited from eating swine. The bullets went on the market earlier this spring. One critic of the bullets said, “They’re taking their own stereotypes and making it into their own idiocy, and unfortunately there are a lot of idiots to buy into this stuff.”

 

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